Top Gear

I haven't been this excited in a long time. So far, it's just gossip and hearsay, but the very idea of Top Gear coming to U.S. TV is too scrumptious to bear.

My prayer is that when they do, they bring Clarkson, the Hamster and the Stig with them. If a new cast of petrolheads is foisted on us, a crew of American doofuses and hee-hee girls in tight shorts, all is lost. If that's the case, please, TG, I beg of you: just don't do it.

Here's a favorite TG video moment:



Yes, that's the car that various idiots keep crashing.